i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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