I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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