He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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