Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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