i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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