Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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