Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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