if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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