I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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