i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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