with your own penis?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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