I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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