My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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