Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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