its not stalking. its research.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I will pee on everything he values.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
