I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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