Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
