Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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