after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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