do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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