this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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