used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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