You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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