I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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