why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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