I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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