There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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