Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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