Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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