i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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