Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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