all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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