Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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