So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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