If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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