no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I could have mohawked her pubes.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
