She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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