Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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