Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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