adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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