Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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