Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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