Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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