saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
this will be a night to untag.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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