But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
