all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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