can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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