thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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