He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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