Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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