Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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