I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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